I was playing golf with the Leader of the Free World
He said: "Don't feel you have to let me win."
But he three-putted on the second hole
And I chipped my approach shot in.
He drove into the bunker at the fourth
I was nine holes up at the turn
He said "the Secret Service have your wife and kids
Soaked in gasoline. Gonna let them burn?"
I laughed - hey, the guy's got some sense of humour -
And beat him 10 and eight, fair and square
I drove home, and the closer I got
I could smell the petrol in the smoky air